My Therapist Gave Up Hoodie
You tried journaling. You tried breathing exercises. Now you wear the punchline.
This hoodie says “My therapist gave up” so you do not have to explain your personality. You walk into the room. People read it. Instant conversation starter. Or instant concern. Either works.
Built on the Gildan 18500 heavy blend. 8.0 oz fabric with a 50 percent cotton and 50 percent polyester mix. You get warmth without feeling stiff. The inside feels soft. The outside holds shape after repeated washes.
Classic fit. Pouch pocket for cold hands or emotional support snacks. Tear away label so nothing scratches your neck while you rethink your life choices. Double lined hood with a color matched drawcord for a clean look that lasts.
Available in four colors
Black
Sports Grey
Orchid
Antique Sapphire
Sizes run from Small through 5XL so you find your fit, oversized or true to size.
Made with 100% ethically grown US cotton. Produced under the US Cotton Trust Protocol. Dyes are OEKO TEX certified with low environmental impact. Heather Sport blends use 60 percent polyester and 40 percent cotton.
Wear it to therapy. Or to brunch. Your move.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 | 33.07 | 33.86 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
50% cotton, 50% polyester
Made from specially spun fibers that make for a very strong, smooth fabric which is perfect for printing. Polyester fibers are extremely resilient, resistant to most chemicals, stretching, and shrinking. Heather Sport colors are 40% Cotton, 60% Polyester
Without side seams
Knitted in one piece using a tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Drawstring hood
Adjustable hood with self-colored woven cord
Spacious pockets
Kangaroo pouch pocket will always keep your hands warm
DTF sleeve and wrist prints
The sleeve prints offered by Print Clever, as well as the wrist prints by Fulfill Engine, are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment method.
Embroidery
Embroidery decoration method available on either left chest, center chest, or large center chest, as well as right + left wrists
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Bangladesh
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium; Iron, steam or dry: low heat.
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Any goods purchased can only be returned in accordance with the Terms and Conditions and Returns Policy.
We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.
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